Weird

Vomit, seriously did I just end that with vomit................... Okay "ouch" now this guy is holding my hair to tight as I seriously vomit. Oh how did I end up in this predicament, how in the world did the greatest most romantic night of my life end up with him holding my hair, my oh so cute dress in shambles on the bathroom floor, and are you kidding me right now, I know that I am not staring at the unattached heel of my brand new Jimmy Choo shoes, are you frICKIN KIDD..... okay there goes another martini, please God let me stop puking, for five seconds so I can at least tell this story correctly.